‘You’re listening to 98.4FM—THE CIRCUS.’ *Lion roaring* ‘And I’m your host—’ *Clown falling down stairs into wood-chipper* ‘Omaru Polka!’ *Children cheering* ‘How’s everyone doing? How’s the commute? Truckin’ along? Good, good. Speaking of getting from point A to point B, let’s get this show on the road! HONK-HONK! Okay. The lines are open. Call in,…