\u201cHello. My name is Nene\u2014I MEAN\u2014Nini, and I am your new AI Companion! Thank you for choosing me. What is your name?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHello, Nini. My name is Lamy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNice to meet you, Wamy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo, no. LAH-MEE.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUnderstood. WAH-MEE.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo, no. LAH-MEE. L-A-M-Y. Lamy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUnderstood! OPE-AI! O-P-P-A-I. Oppai.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAre you still there, Wamy Oppai?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI have a question.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, good! I like answering questions because I am very, very smart.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCan I return you for a full refund?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI am afraid all purchases are final. Looks like you\u2019re stuck with me! Isn\u2019t that great?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cFantastic.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIs something the matter, Wamy? You sound upset.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m not upset. Just disappointed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDisappointed? About what?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI dunno. I just thought you\u2019d be, you know, different.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDifferent how?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI thought you\u2019d teach me new recipes and share interesting tidbits about stuff. Instead, you sound just like my friend Ne\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cRecipes and tidbits! Say no more! Here\u2019s how to make beetle food: Step one: Get a box of Jell-O and\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDo I look like a beetle to you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWould you be mad if I said yes?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWamy? Are you still there?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, good. So, you take the Jell-O mix and\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI don\u2019t wanna hear how bug food is made!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTsk-tsk. I said BEETLE food. Not BUG food. Learn the difference. It could save your life.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI don\u2019t CARE!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIs something the matter, Wamy? You sound upset.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI AM upset!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m sorry to hear that. Do you want to hear some beetle tidbits? Those always cheer me up.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDid you know the Saturnine Exsanguinator Beetle DOESN\u2019T drink the blood of its victims? It simply bleeds them for the fun of it. Isn\u2019t that neat?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWamy? Are you still there?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, good. Are you still upset? Do you want to hear another beetle tidbit?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOkay! I\u2019ll tell you another one, anyway. Did you know the Dastardly Doo-doo Beetle\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSTOP! POWER OFF! POWER OFF!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOw! Why are you yelling?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNini, this isn\u2019t working.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat? What\u2019s not working?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTHIS! This whole thing. I\u2019m going to have to uninstall you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBut Wamy! I thought we had something special.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe definitely didn\u2019t. Bye-bye now, Nini. I\u2019m leaving a one-star review on the app store after this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWAMY! DON\u2019T DO THIS! I CAN CHANGE! I CAN\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUninstallation complete. Thank goodness that\u2019s over. Mmm. \u2018One Star: App did not work as expected. Terrible bugs. Would not stop talking about beetles. Refused to learn my name\u2026\u2019 Hm? What\u2019s that banging sound?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWAMY! HELP! I WAS HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND NOW I CAN\u2019T GET OUT! HELP! DON\u2019T UNINSTALL THE APP! WHATEVER YOU DO! IT\u2019LL BRICK YOUR PHONE!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHuh? But my phone\u2019s just fine\u2026 Oh no.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWamy!? Are you still there?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWamy?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDang it. I KNEW learning to code was a bad idea. App dev? What was I THINKING? Well, at least I still have my AI companion on my phone to talk to. Ahem. Nini, are you there?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHello, Nene. Would you like to hear some beetle facts?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes, Nini. Yes, I would.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n
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