\u2018Hi! Welcome to WaySub! My name\u2019s Ririka and I\u2019ll be your sandwich artisan for today.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Hey.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Uh, hi. So, um, the Sub of the Day today is the Sloppy Jalopy. You can have it on rye, Italian herb and cheese, whole wheat, or in a bucket.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Not interested.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Ooookay. Then what kind of sub would you like today, Ma\u2019am?’<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018I drive.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Huh?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018I drive.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Yeah, haha\u2026 Good one. Um, so, did you want a sandwich today or\u2026?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Bread.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Bread. Okay. What kind?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Bread.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018I know. I heard you. I\u2019m asking what kind of bread you want.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Bread.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Alright. Bread it is. Toasted or not toasted?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Deep fried.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Oh, we don\u2019t do that here\u2014\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018DEEP. FRIED.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Ma\u2019am, don\u2019t raise your voice.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Sorry.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018It\u2019s okay. We don\u2019t do deep fry here. We serve subs. I can toast your bread for you, but that\u2019s it.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018HA HA!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Ma\u2019am, do you need medical attention?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018No.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Okay. We need to speed this along, then. There are other customers waiting. Toasted or untoasted?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Untoasted.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Alright. Good, good. We\u2019re getting somewhere. What would you like for toppings?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Pickles.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Pickles. And?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018More pickles.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Extra pickles. Gotcha. And?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Even more pickles.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Do you want anything other than pickles on this sub?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Have you seen the movie Drive starring Ryan Gosling?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018What?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018HA HA!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Jesus Christ. Can\u2019t believe I dropped out of med school for this.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018I drive.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Do you want anything other than pickles?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018More pickles.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Anything ELSE?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018MORE PICKLES! HA HA!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018FINE! HERE! HAVE ALL THE GODDAMN PICKLES! YOU LIKE THAT? HUH? YOU WANT SOME BREAD WITH YOUR PICKLES? TOO BAD! YOU WANTED PICKLES! YOU\u2019RE GONNA GET PICKLES! SHIT!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018…\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Are you crying?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018That wasn\u2019t very ha-ha of you\u2026\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018You\u2019re right. It wasn\u2019t. I\u2019m sorry. What\u2019s your name?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Lui.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018What do you do, Lui?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018I drive.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018I bet you do. And what\u2019s your favourite sub topping?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Pickles.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018I thought so! Here, I made you something special: A pickle sandwich with extra pickles.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Wow, thanks! How much?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Your total comes to one smile. C\u2019mon, don\u2019t be shy. Let\u2019s see that smile. There it is! Now, you have yourself a HA-HA day, Lui. And drive safe! Bye-bye now! Phew. Maybe I should\u2019ve signed up for military service instead of customer service. It would have probably been easier. Oh well. At least it\u2019s all down hill from here. OH! Lui, you\u2019re back! Why? Why\u2019re you back?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018I dropped my sandwich in the parking lot.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n
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